### No matter how tempted you may be DO NOT USE THIS FUNCTION! ### (if you do, gstein will hunt you down and burn your knee caps off ### in the middle of the night) ### "Bet on it." --gstein
### No matter how tempted you may be DO NOT USE THIS FUNCTION! ### (if you do, gstein will hunt you down and burn your knee caps off ### in the middle of the night) ### "Bet on it." --gstein
* fixed a mem leak in the container cleanup functions * fixed a mem leak in xform cleanup functions * decided to stop smoking crack before I code cleanup functions
/* * And f*ck you PHC you no talent bunch of f*cking script * kiddies. You’ll f*cking shit your pants when you see a real * hacker in action. No I dont rip code, but you bitchs cant * tell a piece of code from an apple pie, so shut the f*ck * up. */
// I couldn’t find ONE F*UCKING WAY to do this in the // initialisation directly and I’m REALLY P*SSED OFF!
/** * I confess: this is a hack. * I didn’t expect the Spanish inquisition. */
/* Really do the RPM-management! This is probably the most * important part of this program! Want to rent this space * for commercials? No, just kidding! Not for sale! ;-) */
/* Yadda yadda disclaimer yadda probably not perfect yadda well it’s okay anyway yadda yadda. */
/* sorry about this piece of OS-specific uglyness. These were pause triggers before the days of utilGetPidlist(), and are now tacked on at the end of the guard list for compatibility’s sake. Yes, they really are needed – I’ve seen people curse these two till they were blue in the face, not realizing what the heck it was that so crippled their machines. Yeah, yeah. win9x stinks. :) */
/* Michael! What are you doing? You’re messing this all up! Who the f*ck are you? Your conscience! You can do better! I can do this way cleaner. I know! This is just another terrible hack. Stop it! Shhiiiiit, who cares? It’s too goddamn late you bastard. You should have come up with that earlier. This game is down on its knees already. Dying from hacks spreading like cancer… */
/* like there’s ever going to be wrap around with a 32-bit unsigned int! how long would that take? Let’s see... even if we somehow generated 100 packets per second, we’d need to run for over 1 year, 4 months straight. I suspect this client, or the machine it’s running on, will crash way way way before then. Ah, windows. Being able to COUNT on crashes is SUCH a lovely thing. F*ck, whatever. */
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