[...] * Now let’s examine the code below. The cornerstone of C * is "programmer is always right" and that’s what we love * it for :-) For this very reason C compilers have to be * paranoid when it comes to data aliasing and assume the * worst. [...]
[...] * Now let’s examine the code below. The cornerstone of C * is "programmer is always right" and that’s what we love * it for :-) For this very reason C compilers have to be * paranoid when it comes to data aliasing and assume the * worst. [...]
/* * All of the samples I’ve seen are 8 bits deep, so we assume * that. Yeah, yeah, that’s nasty and evil, and I’m terribly * ashamed of it, but I’m not going to bother with bit * fiddling until I see an image that needs it. I once had * a 16-bit Galileo image of Venus, but it got lost (sigh). */
/* #### This is such a load of shit!!!! There is no way we should define something so stupid as a subr, just sort the f*cking list more intelligently. */
// I hate documentation work and I won’t document this code // before any one besides me actually uses it. So if you want // to use it simply write a mail on the ClanLib User list and // I will do what I can :-)
/* * pff, hey kiddiez! this program sends mad packets to some * foo from every broadcast address on earth, mad leet yo... * (you really wanna know what it does? LEARN TO CODE! * and stop being a gayass f*ckin script kiddie) */
/* remark: * well, this is some major obj spec f*ckup once again. some * apps store this in 0..1 range, others use 0..100 range, * even others use 0..2048 range, and again others use the * range 0..128, some even use 0..1000, 0..200, 400..700, * honestly, what's up with the 3d app coders? happens when * you smoke too much weed i guess. -sea */
// Aaaaaargh... could we please, PLEASE, pretty please with // sugar on top, have the stub functions not make a special // case out of single pointers... it makes such a huge mess // of everything. Please?
// Make sure stdin is in binary mode. // (I hate Microsoft... I hate Microsoft... // Everybody join in!)
/* Last night I used some code that wasn’t there, This morning It wasn’t there either. Oh, how I wish it would stay... */
/* * The below code may answer the question: "Should I try * to write programs while watching a James Bond movie?" */
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