// this is mostly a modification of the "surplus hull" mission // dear future me: good luck figuring this one out, asshole
// this is mostly a modification of the "surplus hull" mission // dear future me: good luck figuring this one out, asshole
// F*cking f*ck sh*t code is not f*cking working and I have // no bloody idea what's wrong with it and I rewrote it to something // that looks different but does the same and guess what? // yes the bug is still happening. gahhhhhhhhhhhhh, // hopefully one day I will figure out what's wrong here.
/** * I feel so sorry for you. You dug through a huge pile of crap * until you have reached this comment. And some of this crappy * code is from me. Sorry for that. But you can surely believe me, * when I say it only get worse. */
/*********************************************************** * And so I saw the wicked buried, who had come and gone from * the place of the holy, and they were forgotten in the city * where they had so done: this is also vanity. (Eccl 8:10) */
// Let me explain a history about OrenetaDataInputStream. // Once upon a time, there was a java programmer (aka Abel), // who extended DataInputStream Class to support reading of // complex data structures, as Inet4 and Inet6 address. // He used the ‘read’ method of DataInput Stream, and told // him to read ‘x’ bytes of data, as ‘x’ was the size of the // data he wanted to read. But sometimes, extrange data // appeared in the java application. He wondered from // where it came, but he didn’t discovered until debugged // the C server, captured the network packets and finally // debugged the OrenetaDataInputStream Class. He spent // many days and many hairs, but finally he knowed tha he // must use the method ‘readFully’, that blocks until it read // ‘x’ bytes. He congratulated himself and enjoyed it with // cheers of red wine with his friends. (22-07-2003).
// Ok, here we go, the holy grail of programmers, // a sorting routine!! Why have I chosen the worlds // worst sorting routine? Its easy and fast enough... // THE BUBBLE SORT (OH NO!!!!)
// Yes, isn't it lovely to have to deal with // f*cking dates that only have two digits? // "Hi, I'm the guy who designed the packet format. // I didn't think we'd ever reach the year 2000, // so I didn't figure we'd ever need 4 digit years." // I hope to god he DIDN'T make it to the year 2000.
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