Say goodbye to the webserver

/*
  newlocation must now be the absolute path on newhost.
  If not we’ve been redirected to somewhere totally stupid
  (oh yeah, no offsite linking, go to our f*cking front page).
  Say goodbye to the webserver in this case. In fact, we don’t
  even say goodbye, but just drop the connection.
*/

We should define something

/* #### This is such a load of shit!!!! 
  There is no way we should define something
  so stupid as a subr, just sort the
  f*cking list more intelligently. */